I told this boi I’m seeing not to cum until he saw me again, and then wrote this reminder above his squishy bits…

I told this boi I’m seeing not to cum until he saw me again, and then wrote this reminder above his squishy bits…

amazign:

me avoiding my responsibilities

amazign:

me avoiding my responsibilities

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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thedorito:

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and imagehello

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who-lock-loki-lover:

knightinshiningsweaters:

infinitenap:

security guards

I’m fucking proud of this comic ok

This is my favorite thing ever

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awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

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